THE GREAT LABOUR ESCAPE!
HMS Labour has sunk off the coast of Shirebrook — casualties include nearly every district councillor who once proudly wore the red rose… I mean red L. Now? They’ve washed up ashore, clinging to the life raft marked “Independent.”
PICTURED: THE EXODUS
Each red “L”? A former Labour loyalist with strong ties to Shirebrook, now claiming political amnesia. One minute they were waving party flags. Next minute? “Who, me? Labour? Never heard of it.”
No public statement. No apology. No explanation. Just a quiet shuffle into the “Independent Group” like they’re entering witness protection programme.
SHIREBROOK VOTED FOR LABOUR. WHAT WE GOT IS…
What is today’s Labour? Scandals. Secrets. Shady deals. Weirdly behaving councillors. Independents voting like Labour. Labour voting like… who knows. It’s like a fog of war has descended on Shirebrook.
A fog so thick, councillors had to leave their own party just to see each other better. Or maybe the knives were just easier to swing without the red noses on?
STAY TUNED
Because while the colour’s changed, their silence remains. Labour councillors may have changed their colours — but they’ve never changed the (non-existent) tune…
Sylwester Zwierzynski info@shirebrook247.com
Lead picture: ChatGPT
Councillors affiliation source: https://committees.bolsover.gov.uk/mgMemberIndex.aspx?bcr=1
